When Ah Beng met Ah Cheong...

... t'was a reunion of 2 kindred spirits - like 2 roly-poly peas jumping headlong into a pod, like conjoined twins who share a liver, voicebox and brain, like a man crawling across the arid desert towards an oasis, like a junkie in desperate need of a quick fix... this was how it was for Dee and Don when the latter arrived to London with bottles of vino, bags of tidbits, ba kwa, mooncakes and other knickknacks in hand.

People, I've been upstaged by a man.